Please keep your hands and arms inside at all times and make sure that the metal bar across your lap has been snugly locked into position because this ride is now leaving the platform. You might be having second thoughts about how you could’ve convinced yourself it was a good idea in the first place, but the time to act has passed. There’s no getting out of this machine until it has completed its terrifying loop of dead drops and corkscrews, scrambling us all until we can’t tell which end is up anymore.
