I bet you thought all that talk about the New World Order and a one-world government corporate-fascist takeover agenda for the total domination and enslavement of humanity was just a bunch of crazy Alex Jones conspiracy theory nonsense. Am I right? I mean, the very idea that there’s some dark, evil, ancient cabal of blue-blood global elitists out to get you is pretty much the definition of a megalomaniacal paranoid-schizophrenic delusion of epic proportion.